More than you ever wanted to know about Ron Wiggins!
That's me (front left) with my brothers.
Treading water in my gene pool. Me, front left; my brother Steve front right; my brothers, Patrick on top right, and next Mick; in between Steve and Patrick we have Stephane, Patrick's bride; Mick's daughter Katie with baby Honey, and husband Travis Short on top left. Photo taken at Heifer Project property north of Little Rock. That rusted VW Bug is actually a planter.
And just so you don't confuse me with all the other Ron Wiggins, I am:
Faster than a speeding mullet.
68 years old, warranty expired.
After 30+ years writing for The Palm Beach Post, I am retired and tutoring 5th graders in reading at Wynnebrook Elementary where I have enjoyed great success as a distraction and breeder of chaos.
Still putting off my lifelong dream of riding a Vespa motor scooter cross country until I have lived long enough.
Planning several new Funny Books including:
I Left My Lard in San Francisco Weight Loss Plan.
The Iowans are Just Too Darn Nice Joke Book- The world's first collection of positive stereotype humor.
Florida Adventuring with Ron Wiggins- includes: "Total Immersion Canoeing on the Wekiva River" and "I was Gang-Ignored by the Phlegmatic Manatees of the Homassassa, but I Petted Them Whether They Liked it or Not".
Ron Wiggins on assignment.